Gear
by Reggie Noble on June 12, 2012

Half hoodie, half suit of armor, it will keep you warm and repel any attacks that may lurk on the dark of a Williamsburg street.

Chadwick John Dillon was selling these beauties on his Etsy page, which was pulled down when the demand became too great. Etsy doesn’t want you to be profitable after all.

This being America, Dillon, and the hoodie itself, will probably have a television deal soon.

And yes, I want one really bad. Don’t pretend you want one too.

[H/T: Gawker]