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By 10.09.13

Some people think cargo shorts have a negative stigma. Some people don’t. If cargo shorts could talk, though, what would they say? Would they talk about the new Sum 41 cd that absolutely no one was waiting for? Maybe get excited about a point-and-shoot camera? Would it get really, really stoked about the new scent of Axe Body Wash?

The Bros at Chubbies Shorts — leaders of the cargo embargo — pondered that exact same question… “Pulka Shell necklaces…. These are so in right now.”

Brandon Wenerd
About Brandon Wenerd... Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.
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