What am I even doing with my life? Genius inventor Bro Frederick Thomas Ford created a nifty pair of completely-customizable party glasses with a built-in 160 LED-light matrix. The DIY kit has the ability to program in scrolling text, so you walk around the festival grounds at, say, Electric Daisy Carnival, with your glasses saying something like "Anyone see molly?" Who knows what happens after that.
You can go support the project over on Kickstarter. A video demonstrating how kickass rave shades are is below, set to the jam of summer 2013, Daft Punk's "Get Lucky."