BEHOLD! The Single Most Patriotic Party Tank Your America-Loving Eyes Have Ever Seen

Look at this tank. LOOK AT THIS MOTHER F-ING TANK! It’s a thing of patriotic beauty. And we know a thing of patriotic beauty when we see one, because we’ve seen a lot of patriotic tank tops over the last few weeks (See: Here and Here). We can safely say that this is easily the single most patriot tank top we’ve ever seen. Easily.

The “Capitol Hill” tank you see above comes from the guys at Vibe Tanks. They also make other absurd-looking 4th of July FREEDOM tanks (see most of them below) and they only cost $27.50.

Oh, and by the way, Vibe Tanks told us that this is pretty much your LAST CHANCE to purchase one of these tanks if you want one of them to be on your doorstep in time for your Freedom Party on the 4th of July. UPDATE: Vibe Tanks says orders placed by midnight on June 23rd (with 1-3 day shipping option chosen) will arrive by July 2nd. They cannot guarantee 4th of July delivery for other shipping methods and orders made after that time. 

Capitol Hill

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Reagan The Explore

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Rushmore

 

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Honest Abe

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Benny

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Lady Liberty

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