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Mattel (Not Nerf) Just Made the Best Toy Gun Ever and OH FUCK I’M TOO OLD TO BE COVERING THIS

By / 05.02.14

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To hell with all of you, toy guns are still the shit. Between them, LEGOs and actual sports, they are the only thing I’ll play with my nephew. What else is there? Play-Doh? Coloring books? You want play with a coloring book? A COLORING BOOK? FUCK  YOU, KID, GRAB THE GUNS… is not the exact thing I say to him, because I’m not a savage for Christ’s sake. I will admit, though, pretending to murder your friends with styrofoam darts can be very satisfying entertainment. I get all nostalgic just thinking about it.

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About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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