To hell with all of you, toy guns are still the shit. Between them, LEGOs and actual sports, they are the only thing I’ll play with my nephew. What else is there? Play-Doh? Coloring books? You want play with a coloring book? A COLORING BOOK? FUCK YOU, KID, GRAB THE GUNS… is not the exact thing I say to him, because I’m not a savage for Christ’s sake. I will admit, though, pretending to murder your friends with styrofoam darts can be very satisfying entertainment. I get all nostalgic just thinking about it.
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