by J. Camm on July 10, 2014


San Diego Charger great, LaDainian Tomlinson is looking to dump his sprawling $3.5 million dollar mansion, which is equipped with a secret room, basketball court, gigantic putting green, and more. And I’m sitting here thinking if some asshole can get people to donate $40,000 for him to make fucking potato salad, then the masses can help me scrape together $2.9mil to buy this house — that’ll be the final price once I haggle the living shit out of him, which is even more of a reason as to why you should donate to my cause.

So what do you say? I start a Kickstarter, and everyone without a living brain in their head donates to me? I’ve spent the last hour trying to poke holes in that plan and I’ve finally given up, because it’s impossible.

J. Camm

About J. Camm...

J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.