Your long wait of zero days, zero hours, zero minutes and zero seconds is finally OVER! The $4,000, gold-plated iPhone case of your dreams is here! Provided that $4,000, gold-plated iPhone case in your dreams has Vladimir Putin’s face engraved on it. If it does, then you’re in luck and I’m guessing you’re also in the bathroom changing out of your jizz-soaked underwear, because no way in hell that dream is ever a dry one.
Italian luxury brand Caviar, brings you this once in a lifetime opportunity to have the “Supremo Putin” case for your iPhone 5 forever! Or, until you upgrade to the iPhone 6, which obviously will require a different case because Apple wants all of your money. But really, it’s a sweet deal.