Watch an EPIC New Trailer for Grand Theft Auto 5, Now with Awesome Gameplay Footage

Los Santos: a sprawling sun-soaked metropolis full of self-help gurus, starlets and fading celebrities, once the envy of the Western world, now struggling to stay afloat in an era of economic uncertainty and cheap reality TV. Amidst the turmoil, three very different criminals plot their own chances of survival and success: Franklin, a former street gangster, now looking for real opportunities and serious money; Michael, a professional ex-con whose retirement is a lot less rosy than he hoped it would be; and Trevor, a violent maniac driven by the chance of a cheap high and the next big score. Running out of options, the crew risks everything in a series of daring and dangerous heists that could set them up for life.

 

OK, GTA 5 is going to be awesome. Plus, how badass is Trevor? His character is going to be a full-blown psycho. Is it September 17th yet? When this game comes out, I fully anticipate locking myself in a room with a big, LED TV/XBox 360, box-upon-box of delivered pizza, and an IV pumping Mt. Dew into my veins. In typical Rockstar fashion, it's probably going to take forever to beat, so I don't plan on seeing sunlight or having contact with humanity for days until I conquer this thing. Who's with me?