by Boatshoe Bobby on July 7, 2014




People who are responsible for making delicious snacks that make Americans fatter than shit have officially run out of ideas. There have been a bevy of shitty ideas over the years, but this is getting out of hand. I mean, Oreos came out with a Limeade cookie for Christ’s sakes and now Doritos has a Russian Roulette bag of chips. It’s time someone put an end to this shit.


Boatshoe Bobby

About Boatshoe Bobby...

Boatshoe Bobby is many things — ravenous lover, poet, the the self-proclaimed king of paella — but most of all, he is a slave to his own existence. Also, an owner of boatshoes.