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Chubbies Just Released a Pair of Patriotic Shorts You Can Hang As a Flag

By 05.20.14


Camp Anawanna Bros… Get ready to SALUTE YOUR SHORTS.


Chubbies just released a ridiculous pair of patriotic red-white-and-blue shorts that have grommets built into the waist. What the hell do you need grommets in a pair of shorts for? Apparently you’ve never wanted to raise a pair of shorts on a flagpole after slamming 30 beers on a Saturday.


Donkey Lips must be so proud.


The shorts are called THE ENSIGNS and they’re available for $59.99. If you come by the BroBible office with a homemade pair of jorts, though, I’ll poke two holes in the waist for free.

Game changers? Or completely unnecessary? Damnit Chubbies, when are you going to get down to brass tacks and start making jorts? That’s what the Bros really want these days…


The World’s First Florts from Chubbies Shorts on Vimeo.

Brandon Wenerd
About Brandon Wenerd... Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips:

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