Gear
by Thomas on May 15, 2013

Don't even act like you don't have a couple dollars sitting in your truck or a few bucks in your wallet. Everyone does. Even the homeless people have a few one dollar bills. They just happen to need it to buy food and water or alcohol and drugs.

But my point is, we love spending the dollars we have lying around. No one is saving anymore, so why should you start saving a few dollars? Instead, spend those dollars are some of the finer things in life, like things you can find on Amazon.com. 

I have spent the majority of my life shopping on Amazon.com and I have seen some things you wouldn't imagine were for sale on such a legit site. So I decided to put together a cool list of some of the best things I have seen in my time that cost no more than 4 quarters. Enjoy.

25. YOLO Blue Wristbands

Because every pre-teen needs to realize that you are only granted one life. Once you die, it is over man. There is no tomorrow. When something is that deep, a wristband usually helps carry the message.

24. The Little Dinosaurs Stained Glass Coloring Book

How many nights have you stumbled into your home barely alive, sober as a drunk mouse, and couldn't sleep? One of the greatest games to play when suffering from alcohol infused insomnia is to color. You end up with some of the most epic pieces of art on this side of the Mississippi River. I mean, some of the pieces I colored in my time are a tragedy compared to a five year old. But it is fun to do.

23. iPhone 4, 4s Mirror and HD Screen Protector

This isn't just a dollar, this is a penny. You can buy 90 of these things and still have 10 cents left over. All you have to do is stock them in your house and whenever a chick with an iPhone, it doesn't even have to be a 4, stops by you can be her hero and give her a free “HD” screen protector. Chicks love guys that are useful. Be useful bro.

22. Pirate Flag (Crimson)

If you don't think having a pirate flag is awesome, you should probably go find yourself a bear and go wrestle him in traffic. It doesn't even matter the size, having a pirate flag means one thing, you like to have fun and search for buried treasure. Of course, you might also like to loot, steal, and chase after women. On second thought, maybe you should just stick to being a bro and not a pirate.

21. 1992 Topps Manny Ramirez RC

It might be time to start investing in this guy, I hear he has a bright future in MLB. Wait a minute. Is this card even worth the dollar they are charging? I guess it doesn't matter as long as you buy it before the 55,642 Topps made that year end up becoming scarce and hard to find.

20. My Zombie Ate Your Honor Student Decal

I think this one is straight to the point. But my question is, how many zombies do you have? Where do you keep them? And why haven't you told anyone about this zombie?

19. Go F**K Yourself (Original Mix) By DJ Scotty Boy and DJ Red

The song sucks. So why buy it? Because how many times in your life will you be able to burn someone with the greatest line of all time simply by pressing play on your car radio. You wouldn't even have to say a word. Just stare them down, punch play, and let the music do the talking.

18. Super Power Bullet Waterproof Sex Toy

After telling your friend to Go F**K Himself, you can then hand him this treasure. The listed price is more than a dollar but if you search around, you can find these well under 50 cents. For less than two bucks you can tell a buddy to GFY and hand him a vibrator all in the same moment. Priceless burn.

17. Tube of Vampire Blood

No, it is not real Vampire blood. But this would be great to use if you want to get out of work because calling in sick doesn't seem to work anymore. Now all you have to do is show up, cough a little of this bad boy on your boss and voila, you might end up with a week's vacation.

16. Alcohol Prep Pads

The moment you need them, you never have them. Alcohol prep pads should be located in your car, home, work, and anywhere else you go. This pack alone gets you 5 individually wrapped pads. Now you don't even have to worry about scraping that knee again. You have the tools to cure almost anything. Well, not anything. Actually, only minor wounds and cuts.

15. Frost Scraper

You probably didn't know this but having a credit card sized frost scraper in your pocket makes you more manly than having a life size one in your car. Actually, that isn't true. But having a tiny scraper like this is great if you own a smart car. But for every other vehicle known to man, this item could take a long time to use.

14. Star Wars Attack of the Clones Obi-wan Kenobi

Not everything needs a justification. This would simply be a purchase for no other reason than you wanted to pay one cent for something from Star Wars. This is the definition of wasting money. That being said, I have already ordered one.

13. Purple Fedora Hat

Every hipster has a fedora. It comes with the starter kit. So why not buy this one, save it for that one rainy day when the hot hipster chick across the hall comes over to watch a movie? She will never know you spent less than a dollar for it. 

12. Transformers Stickers

Don't be a douche, buy Transformers stickers. Worse case scenario, you end up sticking them all over a co-worker you hate. He will never think an adult would go out and buy Transformers stickers just to stick on someone's car. It is the perfect crime, for an adult.

11. Big Kahuna Reef (PC)

No one plays Candy Crush, right? This is the same thing only better because it is in the ocean and doesn't involve creepy candy guys. Some of the levels on this game are a bit ridiculous but guess what, it is free. That is about the best deal in history of time and ever.

10. Ruff Rider Doggie Bandana

This pun works on many levels but the all too familiar is the DMX one. Now I know what you are thinking and yes, it is silly to make your dog wear a bandana around his/her neck. However, and I feel like I keep going back to this one, but women love it.

9. My Lil Pony Cake Spoon

It doesn't take a genius to figure out that a lot of the things you might end up buying on this list are for gags. Why not add a My Lil Pony spoon to the mix? Just make sure you plant it in a great spot for your buddies girl to see one day. 

8. Instant Krazy Glue (0.18 Ounce)

OK, so we live in a world that sells krazy glue for less than a dollar. I love it. I can't tell you how many times I have glued people's stuff to the floor. Krazy Glue should probably cost a little more than just a penny but some places just don't understand what they are sitting on. 

7. Yankee Candle Christmas Cookie

This better not be a joke. If this candle actually smells like Christmas cookies, they have a customer for life. That has to be one of the best smells in the world. It will make your brain go nuts but it surely smells delicious. Can you die from eating a candle?

6. Green Camo Bandana

No one will ever see you coming. Do you know how long it took me to find this item? If you wear this thing, no one will be able to see your head. That is it. I am all out of camo jokes.

5. Black Cowboy Hat Body Light

Because if you didn't think having a cowboy hat was cool enough, try adding a little LED infused red cowboy lights. It doesn't get much better than that, as sarcasm would say.

4. Cal Ripken Jr Baseball (Super NES)

If you never played this game, you missed out. This was one of my favorite games growing up. I must have played it a million times. And now they are saying I can own it for less than a buck? Winning.

3. Brut Revolution Shave Foam

Shaving foam from Brut isn't anything new or groundbreaking but the ingredients of this product is what sold it to me. It is a blend of black pepper, patchouli, moss, aqueous wood mist, and musk. It doesn't get too much more manly than that. Ever.

2. Angry Birds 1 Inch Glass Figure

Why? That is the only question I have to ask. Why would anyone buy this aside from it being the second greatest thing I have ever seen. A glass Angry Bird figure? I want three of them. I would love to put them on display in my home. Then, when I come home drunk, real life Angry Birds game begins.

1. Dachshund Weiner Dog Cologne Bottle

Yep, this is a real thing. It is a cologne bottle shaped like a Weiner dog. If I am lying, I am dying. This is about as awesome as Amazon.com can get and it comes to you for less than the price of a 99 cent hamburger at McDonald's.

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