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20 Best Bacon Items Ever Made

By / 05.22.13

Not all food is suppose to be good for you, otherwise everyone would just run around eating bacon all day. Bacon this and bacon that. This world would be full of sweaty bacon smelling individuals with no souls. 

But since cholesterol is a real thing and people do have hearts, bacon has to to be enjoyed in increments. If you overdo the bacon, you might end up on the wrong side of a heart attack.

That hasn't, however, stopped the world from enjoying bacon. In fact, it has inspired the world to come up with some of the craziest and wackiest ideas of all time involving bacon. Don't believe me? Just check out these 20 items made better with bacon.

20. Bacon Bra

If life wanted us to enjoy sex, it would have created a bacon bra. Nope, wait a second, this is a real thing. Using bacon to make a bra is the greatest idea since sliced bread, with bacon.

19. Tattoo

It is one thing to love bacon, it is another to tattoo it on your body. But if using your body as a temple for bacon tattoos is something you love, then go right ahead and ink it up.

18. Mayo

Mayonnaise is bad for you. It is probably something your heart can go without ever having to endure. Adding bacon to it only makes it that much more intriguing for the bacon lovers of the world.

17. Soap

Not everyone enjoys bathing in bacon. But for those of us who would love to smell bacon as we wash up, bacon soap is the number one item for you. it is the perfect combination of bacon and cleanliness. How can you lose?

16. Wallet

No one is ever going to be impressed with a wallet made of bacon. That being said, no one is ever going to not be impressed when you take out a wallet made of bacon to pay for dinner. It is a pimp move for bacon lovers.

15. Soda

Something about this just seems like a bad idea. Maybe it has to do with the soda. If drinking soda is bad for you, what does bacon soda do?

14. Lollipops

There is nothing you can say to sell me on the idea that lollipops should be flavored with bacon. Nothing. Unless you show me a real bacon flavored lollipop…wait a second.

13. Gumballs

Gumballs are not too tasty to begin with so adding bacon only makes them better than crap. If you have settled on eating gumballs, you probably already wouldn't mind a bacon flavored one.

12. Chocolate

Bacon is one thing. Chocolate is another. There is no way you can put those two together and make it work. Right?

11. Peanut Brittle

I am not a big fan of peanut brittle. I have only eaten it once and wasn't too impressed. However, adding bacon to it just might make me want to stand in line for this one.

10. Popcorn

I wasn't too sure popcorn and bacon would be a great thing to mix, I was wrong. After eating it once, I found a secret path to the greatest food of all time, popcorn bacon.

9. Ice Cream

Just speaking about ice cream is bad for you. Now they tell me you can add bacon to it? That just seems like it should be outlawed. There is no way this should be real life. No way at all.

8. Salt

Salt is already bad for you so why not add bacon to it? That just seems like the most logical thing to do in this scenario.

7. Candles

Because no one wants to wake up to the smell of bacon, right? Imagine a world where all you have to do is light a candle and the smell arises from oblivion directly into your nostrils and into the brain. That is the world I want to live in.

6. Lip Balm

Nothing says I love you like bacon lip balm. If you go out with a woman and the first thing you do is kiss, make sure to have that bacon smell on your lips. If she likes it, she is a keeper. If she doesn't, there is always tomorrow.

5. Martini

I like to drink alcohol. Who doesn't? But when you add a few slices of bacon to it, you are heading towards rockstar status.

4. Jam

Bacon and jam is about as great an idea as the moving vehicle. Jam? Great! Bacon? Great! Bacon and Jam? A force field of greatness.

3. Sunscreen

I still don't understand how this one works but if anyone would love to explain it, I am all ears. 

2. Cupcakes

I never was a fan of eating unhealthy foods. However, when someone puts bacon on a cupcake, my brain begins to ponder about the greatness in the taste. Maybe I should be bad for just this one time.

1. Condoms

Yeah, I think bacon just won at life. Bacon condoms, really? This has to be fake.


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