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100 Dope Things You Can Buy on the Internet for Under $100

by MattJ on September 19, 2012 at 12:00pm - comments
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51. Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses

$39.95 - Your whiiskey stone collection is now twice as good.

 

52. Toilet Seat Pedal

$24.99 - Seat goes up nice and easy. Seat goes back down. Everybody wins.

 

53. Hands-Free iPad Holder

$70 - Watch your favorite movies without having to hold onto the iPad itself!

 

54. One Hand Beer and Food Holder

$27.50 - The trick is taking a sip of the beer without losing all that food. I'm skeptical.

 

55. Razor Sharpener

$24.46 - Because razor blades are f*ckin expensive.

 

56. Floating Bumper Cars

$99.90 - They have cannons.

 

57. Snowball Blaster

$29.99 - Childish? Yes. However going on a rampage with one of these bad boys would definitely not be a bad thing.

 

58. Beer Belly

$29.95 - The negative is that you indeed have a beer belly, but the positive is that you can hold a f*ck ton of booze. 

 

59. iPhone Case / Money Clip

$17.99 - Kill two birds with one stone, but if you lose it you're f*cked.

 

60. Mini Pool Table

$28.95 - Like the mini air hockey table, this just makes any regular table that much better.

 

61. "Always Sunny" D*ck Towel

$28.49 - A conversation starter that's up there with the best of them. Let a chick see this on the beach then take her back for more later.

 

62. Inflatable Beach Pillow

$20.99 - I wouldn't bring this to the beach, but it looks pretty damn comfortable.

 

63. Flip-Up Keyboard

$19.95 - There's definitely some use in this. Mainly let a little more time pass before I lose sh*t.

 

64. Beer Pong Table

$79.99 - A classic, but there's no denying that everyone needs a table. One of many options here.

 

65. Plug Mug

$18.99 - This would absolutely be effective, and you can even keep the plug in your flip-up keyboard. 

 

66. Portable Super Nintendo Player

$76.28 - If you really, really love Super Nintendo and want to play at all times, you're welcome. If you play this at all times already, please reconsider for your own good.

 

67. Silk Suit Pajamas

$89.95 - Barney Stinson says these are the only way to go. Dude's a boss.

 

68. Axe Multi-Tool

$30.44 - There are zero bad things about this tool. Ron Swanson probably has about eight of them.

 

69. Condoms in Bulk

$18.20 - 100 condoms for under 20 bucks is a pretty sweet deal if you're going to buy condoms.

 

70. Skull Pitcher

$17.24 - Whether it's a skull or not, pitchers are always good to have. Looking cool can't hurt.

 

71. Bad Mother F*cker Wallet

$24.75 - "It's the one that says 'Bad mother f*cker."

 

72. Bed Fan

$75.99 - Because being too cold when you're trying to sleep is really f*cking annoying, but on the other hand maybe just lose some covers. To each his own.

 

73. Glow-In-The-Dark TP

$10.99 - This one is probably not worth the $10.99 to wipe your a** with, but where I can see it being useful is in TPing some d*ckhead's house.

 

74. Dope Fish Aquarium

$34.99 - What I'm getting from this is that you can add or remove sections of the tank, but would it be wrong to let the fighting fish just battle it out?

 

75. Touch Screen Gloves

$8.75 - If these gloves do a good job keeping your hands warm, then they're a great buy for under 10 bucks.

 

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