26. Silver-Plated Ball Scratcher

$13.30 - Scratch your balls in style.

27. Shot Glass Checkers Set

$21.95 - Like the roulette set, the 26 shot glasses this comes with may be worth a buy in themselves.

28. Survival Bracelet

$2.85 - The bracelet can be transformed into nine feet of rope. From there, hope you have those helicopters like Bear Grylls.

29. 2-Liter Das Boot

$29.50 - DAS BOOT!

30. Mini Das Boot Shot Glasses

$20.99 - DAS BOOTS!

31. Beer Holster

$24.85 - It's not quite as effective as numbers 1 or 100, but it's a solid option.

32. Dog Super Man Costume

$12 - I am heavily against people dressing up their dogs. I think it's ridiculous. However, if you're going to, this one's kind of funny.

33. Sh*t Not You Again

$36.99 - Always be welcoming to your guests.

34. Beer Keg Bar Stool

$84.95 - Currently not on Amazon, but the product is the kit. So if you can find a seat cushon and a way to attach it to a keg shell, you're in business.

35. Offensive Business Cards

$14.99 - A slightly less effective version of, "I'm CEO, Bitch."

36. Whiskey Stones

$19.99 - Bros don't need their drinks watered down, use these instead of ice.

37. Vinyl Record Placemats

$17.99 - These will make your table look good, but if you have old, real vinyls, those would be the way to go.

38. Credit Card-Sized Tool Kit

$15.99 - The survival tools just keep coming. Plus, this one has a bottle opener.

39. Upside-Down Bottle Glass

$15.15 -  Nothing flashy, but I'd love to enjoy a cold one out of one of these.

40. Netted Cocoon Hammock

$56.95 - I would be out for days in one of these after a weekend full of regrets.

41. Beer Box Cowboy Hat

$35.60 - Making this and not buying it could save some cash, but f*ck it I'm lazy.

42. B**b Koozies

$8.96 - Beer and fake b**bs go together like PB&J.

43. Secret Container Bolt

$21.25 - Bros can never have enough places to hide sh*t.

44. Freedom Flask

$24.95 - 32 ounces of booze, easy to conceal and wear. Beautiful.

45. Portable Shower

$29.90 - 10 liters of clean water for a shower at any time and anywhere. 

46. Chain Link Wine Holder

$11.76 - Make your bottle of wine look as bad*ss as possible.

47. Hand Blades

$34.68 - Tempting, but I'd still go with the brass knuckle taser.

48. Bongzilla

$42.12 - A necessity at any party, tailgate, or place where getting f*cked up happens.

49. 5-Pound Gummy Bear

$25.99 - Give me one good reason why not.

50. Mini House Incense Burner

$54.99 - Currently unavailable on amazon, but a cool option for incense burners. Maybe throw your letters on the wall.