$13.30 - Scratch your balls in style.
$21.95 - Like the roulette set, the 26 shot glasses this comes with may be worth a buy in themselves.
$2.85 - The bracelet can be transformed into nine feet of rope. From there, hope you have those helicopters like Bear Grylls.
29. 2-Liter Das Boot
$29.50 - DAS BOOT!
$20.99 - DAS BOOTS!
31. Beer Holster
$24.85 - It's not quite as effective as numbers 1 or 100, but it's a solid option.
$12 - I am heavily against people dressing up their dogs. I think it's ridiculous. However, if you're going to, this one's kind of funny.
$36.99 - Always be welcoming to your guests.
$84.95 - Currently not on Amazon, but the product is the kit. So if you can find a seat cushon and a way to attach it to a keg shell, you're in business.
$14.99 - A slightly less effective version of, "I'm CEO, Bitch."
36. Whiskey Stones
$19.99 - Bros don't need their drinks watered down, use these instead of ice.
$17.99 - These will make your table look good, but if you have old, real vinyls, those would be the way to go.
$15.99 - The survival tools just keep coming. Plus, this one has a bottle opener.
$15.15 - Nothing flashy, but I'd love to enjoy a cold one out of one of these.
$56.95 - I would be out for days in one of these after a weekend full of regrets.
$35.60 - Making this and not buying it could save some cash, but f*ck it I'm lazy.
42. B**b Koozies
$8.96 - Beer and fake b**bs go together like PB&J.
$21.25 - Bros can never have enough places to hide sh*t.
44. Freedom Flask
$24.95 - 32 ounces of booze, easy to conceal and wear. Beautiful.
45. Portable Shower
$29.90 - 10 liters of clean water for a shower at any time and anywhere.
$11.76 - Make your bottle of wine look as bad*ss as possible.
47. Hand Blades
$34.68 - Tempting, but I'd still go with the brass knuckle taser.
$42.12 - A necessity at any party, tailgate, or place where getting f*cked up happens.
$25.99 - Give me one good reason why not.
$54.99 - Currently unavailable on amazon, but a cool option for incense burners. Maybe throw your letters on the wall.