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100 Dope Things You Can Buy on the Internet for Under $100

by MattJ on September 19, 2012 at 12:00pm - comments
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100 Dope Things You Can Buy on the Internet for Under $100

Whether you want to buy a few more shirts or a trip around the world, you can do it on the Internet. Want a 2 million dollar personal submarine? You can find it with a Google search. For those of us that don't have $2 million in our pockets, here's a list of 100 gadgets and pieces of gear that Bros can pick up for under a hundred bucks. Nearly all of these are available on Amazon

1. 12-Can Ammo Pack

$39.95 - Perfect for tailgates, day-longs, or a regular Tuesday. The pockets are insulated, and this thing is f*ckin' fantastic.

 

2. Flying F*ck

$29.99 - Entertain yourself and some friends for a while whether you give one or not.

 

3. Brass Knuckles Taser

$29.75 - Having the ability to back a punch with 950,000 volts of electricity seems like the closest to a super power I'll ever get.

 

4. Switch-Blade Bottle Opener

$12.52 - If you have the brass knuckles taser, you don't need a blade. So instead swap it for a switch-opener.

 

5. Inflatable Beer Pong Table

$59.65 - Pool parties are awesome. Beer pong is awesome. Boom.

 

6. Radar Detector

$44.99 - Being able to avoid the po-po is a key trait for a bro. These help.

 

7. Russian Roulette Drinking Gun

$19.20 - Guns and alcohol should never be mixed, but this seems like the safest option.

 

8. Shot Roulette

$15.98 - Whether you want to play the game or not, it comes with 16 shot glasses which is a fantastic deal in itself. 

 

9. Giant Ear Bud Speakers

$39.99 - Everybody needs speakers, so why not just get a bigger version of your head phones? It makes sense.

 

10. Toilet Mini Golf

$15.95 - Sh*tting and golf are two things that most men enjoy. When combined, you'll be off to a great day.

 

11. Belt Buckle Flask

$3.70 - At only 2 ounces of volume, where this guy lacks in size it makes up for in price and convenience.

 

12. Gun-Shapped Egg Mold

$9.88 - Start your morning off with a bang. 

 

13. Rolled-Joint Candles

$9.69 - No matter how hard you wish it won't turn into a real joint.

 

14. Bear Grylls Survival Kit

$29.99 - If you find yourself on a deserted island, this will help. So will a camera crew, rescue helicopters and contracts.

 

15. Desk Mini Cannons

$29 - These are not currently unavailable on Amazon, and I think Dwight Schrute must have snagged the last one. Here's why.

 

16. Dual Drink Tailgate Backpack

$39.95 - Combine this with the 12-Can Ammo Pack for a very successful tailgate. 

 

17. Mini Air Hockey Table

$79.49 - Throw this in the place of any coffee table, and you now have the best coffee table.

 

18. Beer Koozie Mittens

$29.99 - I'm not going to support any bro that wears this, but the concept is cool. Buy it for your girl or someone else.

 

20. Printer for iPhone and iPad

$99.99 - Being able to print directly from your iPhone or iPad could be incredibly useful.

 

21. Gangsta Rap Coloring Book

$8.95 - Now we can teach children art without turning them into hipsters. Revolutionary.

 

22. Home Brewing Kit 

$44.49 - I'm sure it would take me a few tries to make anything that's not horrific, but the reward of my own brew would be worth it in the end.

 

23. Snow Cone Machine

$39 - If it wasn't for the effort I'd have to put in, I could totally go for homemade beers and snow cones.

 

24. Pocket Chainsaw

$13.24 - Make sure to have your taser knuckles on if you ever meet a guy carrying this.

 

25. Ice Luge 

$21.89 - Easy to prepare, easy to get f*cked up.

 

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Tags: gear , internet , top 100

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