If your eyes haven’t yet been graced by Furious Pete, you don’t spend enough time on the internet. Fifty million views later and Pete has built himself an empire on antics like this:

Is he human? We doubt it. A competitive eater, bodybuilder, hero, legend. Above all, worthy of the highest honor of broliness. You’ll find videos like this and many more on his channel, like eating 150 Warheads, the world’s biggest donut, and completing the cinnamon challenge with ease; he makes epic meal time seem like hor d'oeuvres.