Remember when you would hook up with a girl in high school? If you were lucky it happened once every couple weeks and as soon as you sucked face with her, everyone knew about it. Well in college you don’t have to be that lucky when it comes to hooking up with chicks. If you have decent game and know where to find the right parties that have an abundance of alcohol and girls - you will be heading to ‘poundtown’ a lot faster than you think.
1. The Cherry Popper - The first girl you had sex with in college or the one who said it was her first time, and it really was. There’s a good chance she will turn into a #3 or #6.
2. The Smoker - Get drunk enough so you don’t realize how bad her mouth tastes.
3. The Drama Queen - Always texting, crying and complaining.
4. The Prude Girl - “I promise I’ll call you tomorrow” might work on this one.
5. The Girl From The Pizza Place - Thank God for late night drunk food!
6. The Stage 5 Clinger - If you see her on campus, walk the other way.
7. The Girl That’s Always Drunk - Never sober and always sloppy.
8. The Girl From Class - Studying with her really pays off.
9. The Bitch - Rich and stuck up. Bang her to shut her up.
10. The One Your Roommate Banged - You just got sloppy seconds, but it’s cool.
11. The Hot Freshman - Something to brag about to your friends.
12. The Girl With A Boyfriend - As much as she loves him back at home, you were better in bed.
13. The Girl With An Accent - Gotta love those Southern Belle’s.
14. The Commuter - Be quiet her “roommates” are probably sleeping.
15. The Closet Freak - Knows what she’s doing in the classroom and in the bedroom.
16. The Soccer/Volleyball Girl - Athletic so put her endurance to the test.
17. The Cheerleader - Loves football guys and when she gets denied by them…you’re in.
18. The Booty Call - The cool girl who gets down and knows what’s up.
19. The DUFF - ‘Designated Ugly Fat Friend,’ slump busting at it’s finest!
20. The Friend From Home - This can also be anyones sister or a relative visiting.
21. The Artsy Girl/Hipster - Will talk about music, politics or style before you hookup.
22. The Townie - You never know what to expect with them.
23. The Sorority Slut - Every sorority has at least a dozen.
24. The Girl From Formal - Close the deal with the girl you brought to your frat formal.
25. The Foreign Exchange Student - Show her how lucky she is to to be in America!
* Bro Tip – Make this a game with your friends and try and hook up with every girl on this list (if you haven’t already).