Bam Margera, in an attempt to stay relevant and shock his senses, recently performed a stunt which required him to plunge over a 100-foot cliff in a kayak. In an amazing turn of events, this well-thought-out maneuver inflicted a nasty hernia which required immediate surgery.

Naturally, this is a thing you are interested in watching. So here you go.

Feel free to try stunts like this at home. Nothing bad will ever happen to you.