Mark Wahlberg went on the BBC's Graham Norton Show the other night and... whew, let's go: He challenged Michael Fassbender to a "big d*ck contest;" he macked hardcore on Sarah Silverman (telling her once that her "hair smiled nice"); he played with his nipples; he increduously asked Norton why he allowed his guests to drink before going on his show; and, finally, he told a long, involved story about his son punching The Rock in the nuts. It should go without saying that he was not sober at the time. 

The British press is aghast at his behavior, but Wahlberg really wasn't that bad. Yeah, Silverman and Fassbender got to talk for maybe a combined 45 seconds, but let's get real, Marky Mark just had more interesting stuff to talk about—especially after the seven-minute mark. I only wish he had dropped a "Say hi to your mother for me!" or two. Watta legend.

[H/T: Uproxx]