Meet Skippy. He's 34-years old and lives in his parents basement. He wears "Virginity Rocks" shirts and collects belly-button lint ("but not for a sweater or anything weiiirrrdddd"). He uses his Mom to help pick up ladies at the hottest clubs. It's almost too good to be true. TLC, if this is real, you are truly a national treasure.

H/T: Clip Nation. Yo... GO LIKE THEM ON FACEBOOK!