Arnold Schwarzenegger’s return to the big screen as a leading man will take place in January, when “The Last Stand” will made sudden and loud noises at this nation’s movie theaters.

Shockingly, the muscle man will be playing a country sheriff who finds himself embroiled in a high-stakes game of blowing people up. What? You expected a romantic comedy?

Start taking your supplements now, people. This one’s going to be a real manly one.

[Film Drunk]