Along with it came this boner in my pants... I'm a sucker for over-the-top 1980s style action movies. The sear volume of death in them is remarkable. Can't get enough of it. Stallone, Arnold, Bruce, Jean Claude, Chucky f*ckin' Norris, if they're in the movie I'll watch it and watch it and watch it some more. Do I wish Stallone made "Rambo" 5 and 6 instead of making these "Expendables" movies? I sure goddamn do -- John J. Rambo was a one man murder machine -- but these will have to suffice.