Uh, this is a thing that happened. Duangjai Jansaunoi was a contestant on “Thailand’s Got Talent.” Her talent was painting with her body, most namely her bare breasts. Hey, points for originality, right? Not everyone, though, was enthralled by the performance.
"This program is intended to showcase the talent of Thai people and it usually encourages youths to show their special skills," said Culture Minister Sukumol Kunplome. "Still, there have to be some limits."
Man, “Culture Minister” is such a badass title. Wish we had something like that over here. Especially if work involved breaking down tape of a woman painting with her rack.
Oh, wait …