We're gonna try something new here. As "the Sunday guy," I have made it my self-appointed duty to provide you Bros of America with a smooth transition into the week, part of which involves staving off the dreaded "Sunday Night Blues." Not that any blog post on the internet is going to fully eradicate your weekly doomsday realization (occuring at 7:48 am every Monday) that you just might end up spending the rest of your life hastily putting on dress shirts and listening to talk radio while yelling at traffic, but the hope here is that you'll have just one more greatest hit from the weekend to draw upon during that excruciatingly long day at work/school. 

First up, we've got comedian Bill Burr's 12-minute tirade against all that is Philadelphia. When it comes to really getting at the core of human reality--particularly that of the proudly despicable city of Philadelphia--it doesn't get much better than this. And be sure to revel in the fact that no matter how much you're "really not looking forward to tomorrow," at least you're not living all of the realities Burr wishes upon the residents of Philadelphia. 

**Warning: This is basically all expletives. Don't watch at work, unless you'd like to quit your job in style.