If you haven't been watching the "Archer" mini-season, man... That sucks. The past two episodes have been some of Sterling Archer best exploits and one-liners to date. Anyway, here's a little clip from last night's "Heart of Archness: Part II," where Archer becomes a Pirate King on a tropical island after his plane goes down. A few great one-liners, in no particular order: "Karaoke night's a big hit"; "Oh, king fight!"; "I never realized how much we rely on idioms"; "Only if it sounds like a shitload of tequila and some A-rab hoagies!" Any fan of the show probably recalls Archer's previous mentions of his lacrosse playing days,  so last night's super short, snappy scene with the pirate intermural lacrosse game is worth its weight in gold. Consider it a little Bro cultural currency. I figured it was worth sharing with the masses, so enjoy.