Apparently, the universe won't rest until "Call Me Maybe" is the catalyst for a few hate crimes. We're all reaching, or have already surpassed, our tipping-point but the out pour of remixes, parodies, and dances for this Godforsaken song has yet to stop. I get it, the song is catchy and, for whatever reason, it's turning good, rational people into crazy assh*les. The song isn't even real life. It's a Disney fairytale. "Here's my number, so call me maybe" isn't said these days until the condom hits the trash and you're trying to escort her out of your apartment at a feverish pace while she's trying to give you her number to maintain some level of self-respect. So can we please stop it with this sh*t already?

That said, of course I'm still posting this because it's going to get tons of pageviews and if I don't get pageviews I lose my job and if I lose my job I'll have so much extra time on my hands that I'll be forced to spend it editing old movies into "Call Me Maybe" videos and the world doesn't need any more of those.