Since everyone knows kickin' ass is America's greatest export, we think a lot of you will enjoy this fan-made 'The Expendables 2' trailer by Garrison Dean. In his own words: "This is America folks, it's your patriotic duty to see our national treasures murder the sh*t out of bad guys on the silver screen. If you're not American... don't you want to feel like one for a couple hours? August 17th, get to the theaters and make Expendables 2 #1. Do it for Freedom, George Washington, and blondes with loose morals. #f*ckyeahamerica." U-S-A. U-S-A.