It's Friday afternoon and I'm having some trouble finding stuff on the internet that'll go TOTALLY VIRAL, so it's time to pull some tricks out of the bag. As I often do, I've spent a decent amount of today watching YouTube clips of scenes from "The Wire." This is because (a. THE WIRE, and (b. nothing explains everything that's currently going on in your general existence quite like Marlo going off on what you're about, or Bunny Colvin brilliantly poking holes in the great charade that is most things that exist. 

That said, Bodie and McNulty: 

[INSERT LOUD AND GLARING GIF OF BODIE AND MCNULTY, SO THAT THE GENERAL TONE AND PURPOSE OF THE BLOG POST IS UNDERSCORED IN AN INSUFFERABLY SELF-INTERESTED MANNER]

Text in between the GIFs, only because the person writing these sorts of things likely attended a decent college, and therefore can't deal with being entirely worthless.

[SECOND GIF THAT DOES NOT HAVE AS STRONG OF AN EFFECT AS THE FIRST ONE]

Now that that's out of the way:

• Neither Bodie and McNulty respect, let alone understand talking shit up that they can't actually associate with. AKA, they would NOT fit in at SXSW right now. 
• Bodie and McNulty understand their roles in "the system," and would prefer both of them remain in permanent gridlock because they respect what they're about more than actually getting information/benefits out of one another 
• Lighthearted joke about eating fast food together
• It's difficult to tell which one would end up outdrinking the other
• Hell yeah. 

And now, more clips of the wire and other shit to keep you on this page: