Note to self: Never use the line "Look who finally decided to show up" if you ever finish that screen play you've been working on. Instead make the character say, "Well, look who just couldn't resist my dick." That might not seem like it works as a line to say for both genders, but my lead character is going to be a wild egoist who thinks the entire world wants to f*ck him. He's loosely based on Kanye West.
[H/T The High Definite]