Lindsay Lohan recently found enough time between getting arrested and filing sketchy police reports to star in a movie. Not a ton was known about “The Canyons,” except that it promised to show “youth, glamour and sex” in modern-day Los Angeles.

Well, today we got a look at the first trailer for the picture.

It looks very, very weird.

If you’re wondering about Lohan’s male counterpart, I can help you out. His name is James Deen, and he’s a porn actor. In fact, in 2009, he became the youngest dude to win “Best Male Performer” by the Adult Video News.

So if that doesn’t make you want to see this movie, I don’t know what will.