Get ready to crumble, Internet: It's Liam F*cking Neeson! The most badass retired CIA operative on the big screen is back for "Taken 2," this time with his wife and his daughter getting kidnapped during a trip to Istanbaul. Seriously, Bro, time to burn that passport! The full length international trailer is balls deep epic, complete with Bryan Mills swaggin' it HARD with a one-liner about "doing what I do best." Try to keep it in your pants.
Real talk: When's double-0 Mills going to start taking family vacations in Hawaii or Florida or Ocean City or something? This international travel thing never works out well for him.