What if former celebrities and a television station banded together with the sole purpose of creating the worst possible program? It’s a question that’s plagued humanity for a long time. But thanks to Los Angeles’ KDOC, we now have an answer.

Here are lowlights of their New Year’s Eve broadcast. Shockingly, everything you see actually happened and it does NOT appear to be a parody.

Your mouth will be agape for six minutes in sheer amazement.

[H/T: LAist]