MAN was I starving for a seasonally revelant movie parody featuring a celebrity.

Likely due to a meeting in which a bunch of people were trying to figure out a way to boost ratings and popularity, and a bunch of other people were too afraid to say no, we have this. Granted not the greatest parody you'll ever see, but if you're a fan of Curtis, Zero Dark, or having something to do while eating pizza rolls, it's a solid watch. 

[H/T: ClipNation]