Coming soon to no theaters near you on Arbor Day.

Last year Jimmy Kimmel parodied pretty much every movie ever made in a spoof trailer for "Movie: The Movie." For this year's Post-Oscar Special, Kimmel brought out some serious star power for a zombie/vampire-themed sequel. This spoof trailer has it all: Gerard Butler is holding a baby and using a flamethrower to kill zombies, vampires, and mummies. Channing Tatum is a giant with a glowing bulge. Wolf Blitzer is screaming about the impending doom of a Sexpocolypse. Matt Damon makes suggestive gestures with a massive sandwich.

Did he Kimmel cheapen the first "Movie: The Movie" with this sequel? Yeah, but that's sorta the point.

After watching the video a couple times, I'm kinda getting used to the word "sexpocolypse." I think I'll start using it to describe my roommate's on-going cold streak.