Not the next Britney Spears. Not at all.
This went down on the French Equivalent of "America's Got Talent." Not that I'm an expert on the heavy metal screamo scene or anything, but I'd have to guess that if she kept going, there'd be about a 50% chance she swallows at least one of the judges whole. Amazing.
Now that this girl is a bonafide star, here are some potential band names for her to consider:
- The hot girl and three incredibly overweight dudes
- No way I had a really scarring experience in elementary school
- I came here to murder you
- Dandlions, Lollipops, and Permanently Contracted Eyebrows