Time to get weird.
Phwhy (the out-loud way to say "FYI"), this is a parody of FX's relative hit, "American Horror Story." And all things horror stories, most likely.
As usual, this should be a terrific smorgasbord of pop-culture references and heavily quotable lines, all interweaved into a terrific 30 minutes that says something underratedly profound about what it's like to no longer go to college. It's our favorite show for a reason. So to properly capture our excitement for tomorrow night, we will consult the universally lauded public speaker Bart Scott: