What you're about to see is, to me at least, the greatest video game performance of all time: YouTuber GeorgeThePlushie plays through and beats every Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 level—yes, even the competitions, and yes, even the son-of-a-bitch Los Angeles level where you never could start the earthquake—in only FOUR minutes. I'm simultaneously in awe of and a little concerned about this guy. He may have started playing the game back in '01 with the rest of us, and then never stopped playing that particular edition. "Hey George, we've got Underground 2. Want to play?" "Nah, dude. Gotta shave a few more seconds off my time in Suburbia."
Also, in case you ever miss Blink 182, NWA, and the countless 80s punk bands that made up those killer early Tony Hawk soundtracks, here's a Spotify playlist with every song from the Pro Skater 1-4. I discovered it a month ago and this seems as good a time as any to share it with the world. Enjoy.
[H/T: Reader email]