I had this whole thing written up about how this trailer is further proof that "Die Hard" has gone from its great and original beginning premise—that John McClane was just a normal guy thrust in a crazy spot—to more and more ridiculous plots designed to appeal to a more jaded movie crowd/make room for the availability of fucking Justin Long.

Then I rewound the trailer and re-watched people jump out of skyscrapers, Bruce Willis shoot about 1,000 bullets, the enormous explosions of several large trucks, and a hot chick on a motorcycle zipping out of a leather jacket to reveal a bikini underneath.

I'll be in the theater on opening day.

[H/T: Film Drunk]