A couple of days ago, we posted a compilation of reactions to Sunday's insane episode of Game of Thrones. And I didn't think the Red Wedding was worth going into again, but a Conan producer dragged George R. R. Martin away from blogging about the Jets and not writing The Winds of Winter, so now we get to watch him watch the madness that he wrought. He, admirably, doesn't give a shit.
Evil Santa Claus later told Conan that he likes his fans to be afraid, and he said that he writes surprises because he likes it when books surprise him. Conan called him a "sick bastard"—and it didn't sound like he was totally kidding.
[H/T: Team Coco]