Eddie Huang is a boss. If you're not familiar, what the f*ck is wrong with you? The New York food connoisseur/restaurateur is one of my favorite food personalities and high on my Mount Rushmore of food personalities I dream of throwing back Rebel Yell  shots with. If you've never been to his East Village dive eatery, Baohaus' brand of Gua Bao is exotic stoner/drunk food bliss. But I diverge...

Anyway, the folks at VICE recruited Huang for a new Fresh off the Boat series, this time with Huang visits his native Taiwan. In the first video, he eats betel nut (think Skoal with amphetamines), finds penis waffles at a Shilin night market, and goes fishing in some nasty shrimp pond. Yeah, my feet are itchy as f*ck for an adventure right now. Check it out.