I get that the entire country doesn't watch or care about the Super Bowl, but what I can't understand is why people would lie about it. The second guy was so goddamn convincing in his lie. Like I'd want him in my corner as my alibi if my wife ever caught me with a hooker. "No babe, I was out with John. You can ask him, because John is the GREATEST LIAR IN THE WORLD." What a quick delivery, too. I mean, he told that lie as if he had given birth to it days ago and planned on using it in the weeks ahead after the Super Bowl is over. He even went as far as saying, "I had all my money on it and I lost about $200." Two hundred is a nice, round, believable number. Terrific liar. Need a friend like that.