Gotta hand it to these nerds. As Luigi croons "Peach, what if I rescued you?" the video collectively imagines a scenario that's defiinitely crossed all our minds at one point or another.
"Dear Peach," which features a rather gorgeous Princess (I would definitely take a red shell for her), portrays Luigi as the quintessential good-hearted guy. Mario meanwhile, appears to be an unrelenting douchewad. Further proof that nice guys finish last? Check it out for yourself.