You're probably familiar with the sh*tty mascots that NBA teams trot out during halftime to attempt mundane dunks off of trampolines. Well Conan is giving you even sh*ttier mascots that will disappoint you even more.
Conan introduced us to several mascots that are sure to entertain you even though they can't dunk at all. Some of the interesting mascots featured were a funeral urn, a one-legged moose, and a blackjack dealer. Conan's grand finale featured a canon that would shoot out babies. Thanks Conan, you just reminded me that I have some unwatched episodes of "19 Kids and Counting" to watch.