There’s nothing more American than outsourcing your presidential vote to a once-great television and movie actor, so it makes a lot of sense that Chuck Norris has rushed to the aide of Mitt Romney and the Republican Party.

His talking points are about what you’d expect. If Barack Obama wins, he’ll continue to turn this country into a godless socialist state. Old Chuck does NOT care for this guy at all.

The real star of the video, though, is Norris’ karate room, which looks exactly like you’d expect.