Twitter has given fans and haters unprecedented access to celebrities. Think about if you wanted to tell Frank Sinatra that his 1959 album "No One Cares" sucked donkey d*ck. You would have to write a letter, slap postage on it, find a viable address (near impossible in a pre-internet world), and mail it. Then you would wonder if it actually went to the correct address and did Sinatra's assistant just crumple your letter and toss it in the garbage. Now in the technological age of Twitter you can send Kate Upton a Tweet professing your undying love for her, even attach a c*ck pic, and this can all be done while you're taking a dump!
On Wednesday, Jimmy Kimmel had celebrities and Andy Dick read actual Tweets they have received by trolls. In this hilarious skit Will Ferrell reads a Tweet that says he's "f*cking dum" while sitting on the can and we learn that if you replace the "i" with a "t" in Anna Faris' last name it spells "Anna Farts." Maybe we should just return to the days of writing letters.