It's amazing that parody YouTubers are just now figuring out that Bane has the same advantage as Darth Vader: You can literally make him say anything.

The guys from Auralnauts, who made Bane obssessed with having a healthy breakfast last week, have created a new short that has "The Dark Knight Rises'" main villain trying to throw the perfect Christmas party. It doesn't reach the same surreal heights as the original, but it's pretty funny.

[H/T: Devour]