So... This exists. TLC -- a network once known as "The LEARNING Channel" -- has basically divulged into an 1890s freak show carnival. Their latest show follows the lives of Abby and Brittany Hensel, 22-year-old conjoined twins made famous by Oprah a few years back. They're just about to graduate from Bethel University in St. Paul, Minnesota and "start life on their own" in the job market. Just shut up and admit it: You're going to watch this.