Listen, if you’re not watching Sharknado tonight, you’re doing it wrong. And thank you Tara Reid for agreeing to be in this.
Sharknado @ 9pm, Syfy: Nothing about this movie makes sense and yet I’m going to watch every second of it.
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon @ 12:37am, NBC: Salma Hayek’s on tonight and reminder, she’s hot. Also, she did this.
Summer Camp @ 8pm, USA: A reality show where adults go at each other in camp-type contests. How has no one thought of this before.
Orange Is the New Black @ 12:01, Netflix: Yet another original series from Netflix. This one’s about a woman in a minimum security prison. No, this is not the beginnings of a porn.