Tonight sucks unless you like the NBA draft. If that’s the case, enjoy. If not, go play outside.
Conan @ 11pm, TBS: Outspoken NFL punter Chris Kluwe makes an appearance.
NBA Draft @ 7:30pm, ESPN</em: Who wants to hear about the tremendous upside of players who will probably never pan out?
Burn Notice @ 9pm, USA</em: Because this show has been on for so long so it must be good.
Hell’s Kitchen @ 8pm, FOX</em: Wait, is this the show where a British guy yells at everyone? Or is it that other reality show? Yes, Americans have a fascination with British people yelling at them.