What to watch tonight: ‘Scandal’ season premiere

OH MY GOD, season premiere of Scandal you guys. Elsewhere, football. Lots and lots of bad football. Here’s what you need to watch tonight.

Scandal @ 10pm, ABC: No, seriously, how much trouble can Olivia Pope get into. Love Kerry Washington but the plot’s are just absurd.

Parenthood @ 10pm, NBC: There are too many characters on this show, too many things going on. It’s like Brothers and Sisters but less suck-y.

Bills-Browns @ 8:30pm, NFL: This might be the worst Thursday night game in NFL history. Until next week, of course.

Texas-Iowa State @ 7:30pm, ESPN: Texas playing on a Thursday night just seems wrong. Also, LOL Mack Brown.

The Big Bang Theory @ 8pm, CBS: Oh, you thought I was serious. Ha. (laugh track plays in background)